You take your daughter to the restroom at church and she excitedly exclaims, "We get to go in the girls one!".
He goes to pass the Sacrament in church and your daughters are quite vocal about missing their dad (because he's the one they usually sit with during Sacrament Meeting).
Your children are talking with their friends and they make comments like, "Ya, I don't know what my dad's making us for dinner tonight." Or..."We had dad's 'Saturday' breakfast this morning.". (Thus claiming the 'Chef Daddy' title.)
You bring the diapers and your husband is the one that makes the change when the child indicates it's time.
It's rare for you to do the washer/dryer part of the laundry cycle.
You haven't mopped a floor for over a decade.
The only time you remember to take out the trash is when he's out of town.
You don't have to worry about your vehicle - maintenance, registration or otherwise.
Your sons are active in scouting and you don't have much to do with it.
Your daughters will occasionally let him do their hair (when they will 'never' let their mom do it).
He comes home from a busy day just to see his kids and help with his wife's sanity (and with the evening routine) before heading back to campus.
If there's something that's not getting done - he just takes over.
I completely realize that it sounds like I don't do anything -but, really I do. Or, at least I like to tell myself that. Thanks Layne for helping out around here!!